<jats:p>If you're wondering "is this a joke," the answer is both yes and no. This post is certainly a joke in the sense of "something that I'm intentionally doing because I thought it would be funny." I picked up Feser's <em> Scholastic Metaphysics: A Contemporary Introduction </em> after reading a <em> First Things </em> article by Mary Harrington, and whilst reading the book I thought of the title of this post and started laughing.</jats:p>